#FEST, the nation’s largest college music festival, is finally here. We’ve counted down the days since last year’s ended. We’re bringing a killer lineup to the city of Athens this weekend, and you don’t want to be the only one not talking about it. Here’s a breakdown of what #FEST attendees will probably be experiencing, versus what the festival nay-sayers and non-goers might be doing instead.
|Cool shit #FESTers are doing||Boring shit non-#FESTers are doing|
|Mud wrestling with their festie bestie||Wrestling with their boss to take lunch break an hour later than normal.|
|Seeing Fetty Wap and The Chainsmokers right in front of their faces — up close and personal||Sitting on their couch watching old music festivals on MTV Live and drinking last weekend’s beer|
|Meeting people and making new friends||Having a drink at the empty bars in Athens with some townies|
|Sliding down a muddy Slip’N Slide||Sliding into their co-worker’s DMs|